ShockBs Pwning N00bs Since '0five'
Yo scrubs, get ready to get owned because ShockBs has been pwnin' since the early days. Back in '05, we shock vs were already droping nukes and these peasants didn't stand a chance. We've come a long way since then, with our skills harshened like laser beams. We're breaching the Pentagon and leaving no trace behind. Don't even try to fight back bec